scrambledmeggs internet home

Hello! Welcome to my metaphorical home. I don't normally have guests over at my literal house as an introvert with very few friends. Nonetheless, this is my internet home! Make yourself as comfortable as the awkwardness allows for...Also, did you spot the Succession Cousin Greg reference??

Everyone is a slave to capitalism and addicted to the algorithm. I am no exception, no matter how hard I try to fight it. Here's a link to my comfort Youtuber. Click me!

my most common activities if i'm not sick
• eating scrambled eggs and many other things, with the exceptions of durian and bittergourd or exotic foods. i try not to die early by not eating deep-fried or fast food though.
• eating tacos.
• eating any dessert or pastry, although i have a HIGH preference for Matcha soft serve or Matcha parfaits because of nostalgia.
• drinking boujee kombucha #guthealth
• listening to stoner music on spotify
• listening to podcasts & taking notes or just laughing if it's the Caleb Hearon one
• if i'm in a mood & feeling 'up to the challenge of being bombarded with whats going on in the world', i'll scroll on tiktok or instagram for brainrot.
• bingeing shows
• watching a film without having to pee halfway is the most amazing feeling unfortunately i think my bladder is weird
• cooking scrambled eggs / shakshuka / ground beef or pork tomato fusili pasta...those are the dishes i hyperfixated on and have 'perfected' especially the scrambled eggs.

my favouritest things to do if i ACTUALLY had free will & a STRONG body & stomach & UNLIMITED income (& unlimited rizz)
1. travel the world, get driven around to eat the best local cuisine
2. own the cutest cats (black cats with yellow or orange eyes or british shorthairs) and dogs (corgis or french bulldogs or shiba inus)that do not die and do not poo or pee. unfortunately, that aint gonna happen so
3. same with travelling but then i need to visit all the bookstores of the world with a sizeable english collection.
4. r21 but i would love to be able to do it with anyone i'd ever fancied. like hopefully something makes them break up with their current partner & they find me hot too...kidding ofc
5. have an actual meal with the celebrities i drool over by somehow shapeshifting into their best friends and becoming them. i don't want to just be a fan that's 'weird' to them. & im thinking of dakota johnson...and aubrey plaza. that's the dream. we should get a full table. just so you know who we're talking about here..